February 2012
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Who ordered the sunny day with a side of freakish...
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“The jelly munchkins are like red heads. Some people hate them with way too...”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhXU2q8t95U http://zaclittle.tumblr.com/
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adamusprime:
secured my first paid gig
western washington university, i will see you on april 18th
Oh yes. Can’t wait
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yossariancaulfield:
adam just compared demetri martin to alexander graham bell
check your privilege
q: what do demetri martin and alexander graham bell have in common
a: fuck those guys
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In an effort to get myself writing again, I’ve decided to start recording and uploading some of the better stuff I’ve writen. Seventy Times was recorded by PoetryNight.org as a part of their August 1st podcast which I’ve edited so it’s only my reading. So thanks to those guys.
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Seventy Times- -Seven years from tonight,...
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vondell-swain:
webinar sounds like a pokemon
webinar used string shot
it’s super effective at being DUMB
webinar is a stupid word
thank you for your time
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shark vs bear
labrat47: If a shark and a bear were placed in a cage match, who would win?
sidewaysplanet: Food for thought: Water Bears.
sidewaysplanet: http://i.imgur.com/4WMyo.jpg
...stephen: Water bear vs. Land shark.
...stephen: Round 1: Shark eats bear. Bear goes into protective stasis.
...stephen: Round N: Shark dies from old age. Bear revives from stasis.
...stephen: Bear wins.
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What is this nonsense...
paperminnow:
I finally convinced my brother to play Words with Friends thinking it would be a game I could actually beat him at. You know, me being an English major and him being more of a numbers and math type person.
At least, that was my thought until just now when he played a 105 point word.
105?!
I didn’t even know that was possible. Well, okay, I’m sure there are higher scoring...
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It turns out...
It’s impossible to get into Muse after having heard the Seattle Rock Orchestra cover them for two hours. Nothing is nearly epic enough. And I mean epic in the traditional sense: grand and complicated.
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I'm giving up tumblr for Lent.
fishingboatproceeds:
…is an example of something I would say if I had willpower or moral courage.
A Poem
forwardquest:
Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright now ladies
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jinseimajo:
WOW HOLY SHIT
AM I DYING
IS THIS THE END OF MY QUEST
WILL THIS TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT
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I always knew you’d be the one to understand...
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The Masked Girl: Seattle Rock Orchestra Covering... →
the-maskedgirl:
Earlier, I mentioned that I was going to the soundcheck of the Seattle Rock Orchestra covering Muse at the Moore Theatre (downtown Seattle). I went with my two friends. When we got to the soundcheck, we sat through part of one song before my amigo M suggested we stay for the actual concert….
If you were standing with a male friend just outside the doors, that nice lady...
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You Are The Welcome: I always end up regretting... →
laufei:
I always end up regretting this, Tumblr, but I’m going to do it anyway. I’m going to tell you things.
Today I got an L stamp for wax seals, but sealing wax is really expensive so I bought a regular candle. I tried it out and it doesn’t work so I’m gonna look for cheaper wax online I think….
Oh god if I had a wax stamp my friends would be in a constant state of receiving letters....
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Watchjoshishollywood:
I decided to start tracking all posts tagged with #fuck you mom
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