February 2012
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If you require that kind of devotion, buy a dog
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frezned: ohhitherestranger: My English... →
ohhitherestranger:
My English teacher/student teacher will look directly at me when my hand is raised and no one else has theirs raised, smile, and chose someone who wasn’t raising their hand.
like i know teachers are supposed to that but she like never calls on me to answer a question how…
Believe me, I know what it’s like to have your hand in the air and be ignored. I was...
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laufei:
I see that kind of post all the time, comparing Led Zeppelin to Mac Miller or whatever. Like…sorry. I like Bon Iver but there’s a time and place for every song (be it in the woods in December or in the middle of a club on the dance floor). Okay goodnight everybody I am now showered and ready to dream of machines of death bye love you all
Oh good. Somebody did what I meant to do but...
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Who ordered the sunny day with a side of freakish...
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The jelly munchkins are like red heads. Some people hate them with way too...
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhXU2q8t95U http://zaclittle.tumblr.com/
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adamusprime:
secured my first paid gig
western washington university, i will see you on april 18th
Oh yes. Can’t wait
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yossariancaulfield:
adam just compared demetri martin to alexander graham bell
check your privilege
q: what do demetri martin and alexander graham bell have in common
a: fuck those guys
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In an effort to get myself writing again, I’ve decided to start recording and uploading some of the better stuff I’ve writen. Seventy Times was recorded by PoetryNight.org as a part of their August 1st podcast which I’ve edited so it’s only my reading. So thanks to those guys.
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vondell-swain:
webinar sounds like a pokemon
webinar used string shot
it’s super effective at being DUMB
webinar is a stupid word
thank you for your time
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shark vs bear
labrat47: If a shark and a bear were placed in a cage match, who would win?
sidewaysplanet: Food for thought: Water Bears.
sidewaysplanet: http://i.imgur.com/4WMyo.jpg
...stephen: Water bear vs. Land shark.
...stephen: Round 1: Shark eats bear. Bear goes into protective stasis.
...stephen: Round N: Shark dies from old age. Bear revives from stasis.
...stephen: Bear wins.
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What is this nonsense...
paperminnow:
I finally convinced my brother to play Words with Friends thinking it would be a game I could actually beat him at. You know, me being an English major and him being more of a numbers and math type person.
At least, that was my thought until just now when he played a 105 point word.
105?!
I didn’t even know that was possible. Well, okay, I’m sure there are higher scoring...
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punkrockquotes:
La Dispute - Sad Prayers for Guilty Bodies (live, shot by unartig)
“Did we feel guilty?”
Still my favorite La Dispute song. See I was thinking of the past and how we both said vows and lied and I am wondering how we trust ourselves to say a second time, “To have and to hold…”
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It turns out...
It’s impossible to get into Muse after having heard the Seattle Rock Orchestra cover them for two hours. Nothing is nearly epic enough. And I mean epic in the traditional sense: grand and complicated.
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I'm giving up tumblr for Lent.
fishingboatproceeds:
…is an example of something I would say if I had willpower or moral courage.
A Poem
forwardquest:
Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright now ladies
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